Ok then.

My exchange with a nice man from New Jersey as I was sitting down with a chili dog at the table they were vacating:

Him: You want those napkins? (pointing to a pile of napkins that was
still on the table)

Me: No, thanks, I got some.

Him: So you want ME to throw them out?

Me: Yes, thanks. (no offense to your mother)

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